Parents don’t always get memes, but when the two mix, it’s typically comedic gold. Like when moms began figuring out what “Netflix and Chill” really meantor when 2015 became the year ofthe Dad Joke.
Enter the latest trend: “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”
First off, imagine where you’d hear the phrase “don’t talk to me or my son ever again.” Perhaps the speaker’s sonlet’s call him Billygot caught up with the neighborhood troublemaker and was busted smoking cigarettes in the Target parking lot or drawing penises on a classroom door. When the mischief-maker knocks on Billy’s front door, Billy’s mom or dad is standing there with Billy behind them: “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”
According to Know Your Meme, the punchline was originated in a 2014 post involving the anime Cowboy Bebop. Tumblr user splendidland uploaded an image of the character Spike Spiegel and a snack-size version of Spiegel with the words “dont ever talk to me or my son ever again” superimposed in red font. (The character doesn’t have a kid in the series, but the idea is that this mini-me is the “son” in this context.)
Splendidland’s post did fine on Tumblr, racking up around 6,300 notes. A considerable success, but not what you would call viral.
Know Your Meme points out that the meme then laid low for a while, then made a comeback with help from Yoshi. A Tumblr post from konkeydongcountry in August 2015 featured two plush Yoshis, one larger than the other. This time the caption was “dont you EVER talk to me or my son that way again”tweaked slightly from the Cowboy Beboppost.
Soon after, in October, the meme trickled over to Twitter, retaining its new Yoshi motif. Twitter user @yoshibotposted a picture of a life-size Yoshi costume and a Photoshopped version that makes it look shorter. The caption better matched the Spiegel post, only differing by two words. “don’t you ever talk to me or my son again” adds in the “you” but omits the “ever.” All three incarnation have the same basic message but are linguistically just a smidge removed from one another.
Since the Yoshi posts, a steady meme-mentum has built. As of February and March 2016, the meme has exploded in popularity all over Tumblr And Twitter, even making it to the elusive meme groups of .
The phase always seems to varybut you get the point. The meme typically hinges on a “son” who is just atinier copy of the parent, usually created through some sort of image editing. Many people have also simply turned themselves into the son. True mini-mes.
But, like any good meme that takes over our dashboards and feeds, the idea mutates. Either people interpret it in a new light or find another way to exhibit the ethos of the meme. For example, people have started to find miniature versions of the parent IRL instead of editing the image.
Some have also found a way to poke a little fun at the subject of the picture they’re using. Case in point: identifying Justin Bieber as Ellen DeGeneres‘ son. He might not be physically smaller than the talk show host, but it totally looks like he’s descended from her lesbian lineage.
There are also riffs where the bite-sized sons and their parent are deliciously hilarious.
In other versions, the meme is just escalated to other levels. Like this son of a son of a son of a son… you get it.
There’s no way to quite predict how the meme might evolve next. What we do know is that there’s plenty of overprotective “parents” out there on the Internet right now, keeping their sons safe and sound.